Commander Shepard
an extremely s-xy individual who has seen more p-ssy than p-rnhub
commander shepard: we’ll bang okay?
a former spectre who has recently taken to swindling shopkeepers into giving him discounts.
i’m commander shepard, and this is my favourite store on the citadel.
the most epic video game character. ever. from the m-ss effect games.
i was playing m-ss effect yesterday, and commander shepard is the most epic character ever.
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