Commando
(v.) to not wear underwear. the origins for this are either “out in the open” or “ready for action”. maybe others.
(n.) a non-stop arnie movie with him jumping from an aeroplance, overturning a porsche, and killing entire armies without a scratch. far from his best (terminator series, predator and jingle all the way), but better than that cold heat one.
i’m going commando-be afraid- i may b-gg-r you
ahm gooweeng co-mandu, be afreed, i may kill your ahmies.
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going without underwear.
my friends and i are overconfident, thus we always go commando. jimmy? no, he’s just weird.
quite possibly the funniest not-meant-to-be-funny-movie ever, starring arnold schwarzenegger. things he does in this movie include:
-rips a huge metal pole off a wall and hurls it at main antagonist, striking him in chest and impaling him
-dual wields m-60’s with near infallible accuracy.
-kills half a dozen people with a single grenade that explodes on impact
-jumps off a plane from like 300 feet in the air and lands completely unharmed
-chops off some dude’s arm with an axe
-hurls a buzz saw at some dude and slices his head in half
-manages not to get hit by 2000+ bullets fired at him in a period of 3 min., without any cover or attempts to dodge
-fires a rocket launcher(with 4 rockets in it)at a vehicle and blows it up, turns around and fires at another vehicle and blows it up, then blows up a couple more buildings with it, drops rocket launcher, and walks away casually.
-you get the idea.
i just watched commando and laughed so hard i shat my pants.
from the scottish term “going regimental” meaning to stay traditional and not wear undergarments under one’s kilt.
girl 1: “carl just told me he’s going commando. gross.”
girl 2: “but he loves it when you go commando.”
1. the act of wearing no breifs/boxers/panties.
2. a bad arnold schwartzenager movie from the 80s
3. a special forces/mercanery soldier
scott calls me up and tries to be s-xy by telling me hes going commando, but it usually comes off as trashy.
to go without wearing underwear. as a long-standing tradition, some theater benetians will go without underwear on closing night of a performance, going “commando”.
“are you going commando?”
“in this rented costume? no way!”
when a guy is not wearing any underwear. this is done by marines or soldiers during forced marches or “humps” to cut down on shaffing. must be done in conjunction with a liberal amount of gold bond or baby powder.
my girlfriend thinks it’s hot when i go commando. she doesn’t know that i do it because i am to lazy to do laundry.
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