Comment Bait
posting a status update on a social networking site that’s specific to a certain person in hopes of enticing them to interact with you by leaving a comment. see also: obsessive, needy, pathetic
public knowledge: i love elvis, donuts and extreme heat.
comment bait ex. 1
facebook creeper’s status: “who wants to join me for the tcm elvis movie marathon this weekend?! :)” (has only ever heard of 2 elvis movies in his life.)
comment bait ex. 2
twitter creeper’s status: “i’ve got a whole box of donuts all to myself – yum! but i might be willing to share… ;)” (doesn’t even like donuts.)
comment bait ex. 3
mysp-ce creeper’s status: “it’s 102 degrees out!! let’s go to the beach! :d” (actually kind of hopes i won’t comment on this one because he’d rather stab himself in the eye with a spork than go out in this sweltering heat.)
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