Comment Jacker
people who use the comments section of any social networking site to engage in discussion with others who have commented on a particular photo, status update or other newsworthy item which is totally unrelated to the original post and particularly annoying to everyone else that receives updates of all comments.
mark: hey all, did you see the sunset today? it was awesome! check out this photo.
tina: oh man, no, i was stuck in the office.
geanny: yes! i love california sunsets.
bill: hey geanny, haven’t seen you in a while.
geanny: oh hey bill, nice to hear from you, how are you?
bill: i’m great, the kids are great, my wife recovered from her knee surgery just fine.
geanny: oh wonderful to hear, bill, we should meet up for lunch sometime.
bill: great idea geanny, how does tomorrow sound?
geanny: how about at starbucks?
bill: you mean the one over in irvine?
geanny: no aliso.
tina: guys, can you take this conversation offline, i’m in dallas so i don’t need to hear about your coffee date!
geanny: oh sorry, i didn’t realize that everyone was getting these messages.
bill’s wife: bill who the h-ll is geanny?
bill: uh oh, i’m in trouble now!
mark: haha, that’s what you get for being a comment jacker!
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