commercial meat
term of an endearment for the person that you ignore while watching your favorite shows. the only attention given is during commercial breaks.
girl: “hey babe! love you! you’re my little shmuckers. what are you doing at the computer? i can’t believe this chick on tv…she’s a mess. you there, babe? i need to see what happens next week cuz these people are crazy. we can watch it together!
guy: “i’m just your commercial meat…i know your games. i haven’t heard anything from you for like 15 minutes and now i’m getting a concentrated blast of attention that’s almost too overwhelming.”
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