Commercial snack
when you’re watching tv and you get a snack (chips, pretzels, a sandwich, etc.) during a commercial break, only to finish said snack before the commercials end.
tv: we’ll be back after these messages!
boris: sh-t man, this show kicks -ss, but it would kick even more -ss with some fritos.
-boris gets a bag of fritos-
boris: ahh those were good fritos. holy sh-t the show hasn’t even started!!
tv: we’re back! (scrubs resumes)
boris: ahhh f-ck, d-mn commercial snacks.
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