Commish
(n.) short for commissioner. meaning someone beyond awesome, beyond words. only one person in a group of friends can possess this t-tle.
commish isn’t g-d; g-d is commish.
commish works 60% of the time, every time.
the tip or bribe paid to a contractor, agent, official,, short for “commission” but rarely above the table.
i got 3 grand commish for that thing.
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