commo
short for commodore, commonwh-r-, a pos australian m-ss-market family car with 80yo technology. vehicle of choice for bogans (esp with v8) and company car fleets. see falcodore.
i had some tryhard in a commo wanting to drag me at the lights…. again…
when your intestines rumble so bad your entire body shakes, forcing you to run to the head sharting yourself on the way down. after dropping half the load on yourself you hover over the toilet and explosive diarrhea all over the seat…only to find a grande latte mocha looking sh-t with extra whipped cream because a guy came in your -ss the night before. enlarged hemorrhoids shortly follow.
dude 1 “last night’s party was insane!”
dude 2 “it was silly insane, this morning i took a huge commo in the dude’s house, hope he has a maid!”
all-embracing aussie slang for: communist, marxist, trotskyite, maoist, militant unionist, anyone left wing; or of that ilk
“the commos on the wharves are on bl–dy strike again!”
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