common white boy
wears, does, or uses the following things
-nike shoes socks and shirts
-wears cargo shorts or cacky pants
-wears an snep bek (snap back in spoderman)
-calls everyone bruh
-plays call of duty
-thinks they’re a “baller”
-constantly makes s-xual or racist jokes
-shrek
-talks like they’re black
-listens to drake
-is as painfully awkward as rob lowe
-can’t survive a minute without a member of their crew before getting picked off by a cougar
just look around your school, common white boys everywhere.
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