commoner

a term used for someone who has a low social status or someone who is considered useless to society.
“the commoner tried getting into my father’s country club but our security guards threw him out.”
one of the common people, not a member of the high cl-ss ppl….n-ble peepz.
he called me a commoner cos i didnt have all the fancy stuff he had,,,,fancy watches….fancy cars…..fancy girls….fancy etc.
a commoner is not always a ‘chav’ or ‘scally’ some just want to get on in life, some are happy with how they are, some want to get on in life, and encourage their kids to learn a trade.
can be found in the place of work.
the lower cl-sses; generally seen hanging about in groups of 10-20, often loud, abusive and immature. a prime charactaristic of commoners is that they all look exactly the same, and try to emulate each other by talking in the same faux-gangster patowa, and dressing in exactly the same manner. their dress depends on the region, but in london the males ofter wear flat-bill caps, garish patched jackets and baggy jeans, whilst the females slick their hair to their faces with gel in bizzarre patterns.
“oi bruv, u got a phone? dont make me knife u”
“shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you’re quick i’ll refrain from having your housing block demolished.”
commoners make up the large majority of the population in the uk. they are -ssociated with being average. they are brought up among every other social group. educated in council schools, majority of them live in council estates. females tend to be well behaved and cheery most of the times. they will make freinds with anyone in other social groups but that does not mean they will “hang around” with them. ie, a commoner will be friends with a goth or a metalhead and talk to them for a change, but townies have a reputation and will not want to be seen with them. female commoners will hang around with chavs and neds because they think they’re so “awesome” or “funny” even though chavs and neds are abusive, racist and violent towards others. commoners listen to mainstream dance, pop and rnb as well as modern day hip hip, eminem, dr dre, britney spears, boy bands, dj cammy etc. females like to wear whatever is in fashion and have a distinctive uniform (jane norman, lacoste etc) and often look like clones. they are concerned with their general appearance but have a poor diet of mc donalds and take away food. they wear fake tan and bleach blonde their hair in order to seem “attractive” towards other neds and chavs. you will see them everywhere, in malls, streets etc. females are also described as the b-tch, they talk about others behind their backs and are self centered and vain. most commoners have a general iq of about 120, where as neds and chavs stand at less than 30 if they’re lucky, commoners can be nice people. most stereotypes will see them as neds and chavs which enjoy drinking every friday and sat-rday night. commoners spend monday to friday at school or on msn messenger talking to their freinds, they have profile webpages such as profileheaven, and will go out on a friday and sat-rday night to get drunk with other fellow chavs and neds. they dont really have any interests and if you ask one “what are you into?” 95% will reply with “boyz boyz drinkin, clubbin and boyz”. sundays they will spend recovering from a hang over. most importantly, commoners have no knowledge of the world beyond them, they are oblivious to the news, politics and other global matters. all that matters to them is their so called lives and they feel happy and secure with them.
anyone who is on msn for the majority of the day and has x x x and other “pretty” symbols in their display name is a commoner, they like to take pictures of themselves with webcams, and advertise their boyfreinds on websites and msn such as “xx 4 yy 4eva n eva”, ironically they break up after 3 months and restart the process. anyone who hangs around street corners with lambrini on a friday and sat-rday night is a commoner. bleach blonding hair, fake tan, latest fashion senses and annoying repet-tive dance and hip hop music listeners. they dont understand anyone elses feelings, they cannnot comprehend suffering. sadly they are everywhere.
high school students who can’t stand the idea of being different. often known for abandoning logic for the sake of a joke that does not make sense. also known for asking why someone doesn’t like them after performing several verbal attacks on that person.
i’m above that activity. it’s for commoners.
someone who’s working cl-ss and has a hard time making ends meet. one of the many. not lucky or blessed. not a n-ble man.
mike wasn’t as blessed as zak and born into a n-ble cl-ss. he is one of the m-sses who cannot afford to live on his own or support himself. zak was lucky and uncommon and could make a fortune. mike had to struggle, he was merely a commoner.

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