Commoner lighter
you take a lighter you own (preferably with the least amount of fluid) and write “commoner lighter” on it. this is for the b-ms who always steal your lighters when they ‘borrow’ it and never return it. problem solved.
“dude can i use your lighter”
“nah fam you stole it last time. here, take the commoner lighter.”
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