Community Chest
your local neighborhood wh-r- (friendly or unfriendly) that willingly and eagerly submits to (or begs for) cleveland steamers and dirty sanchezes.
guy 1: look at that chick! she has huge br–sts…too bad she looks like a total wh-r-.
guy 2: yeah, she’s the community chest
the way a cl-ssy sophisticated fellow might refer to a woman’s v-g-n-. as recently heard expressed by jeff koz on millionaire matchmaker, season 2, episode 4.
brian: i could tell by the end of the date i wasn’t going to be able to access her community chest.
heather: well, if it’s any consolation to you, you can have some of my sourdough cheese sandwich.
a) in board game monopoly, a selection of cards that are placed in the centre of the board. when a player lands on the community chest squares, they must draw a card from the pile and do as it says.
b) psycho b-tch’s small b–bs.
i landed on the community chest.
community chest is very flat.
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