Community College Syndrome
a false sense of academic ent-tlement that some community college graduates display after performing extremely well grade-wise during their tenure. it should be noted that this same student would most likely perform at or below average at a more difficult private or public univeristy, thus disovering reality. the symptoms seem to manifest themselves mainly in young women who believe a j-panese introductry cl-ss and a p-ssing grade in photoshop give them the footing to debate proust.
jan: yeah so i graduated from gcc with a 4.0, like i’m really smart and don’t agree with george bush.
cliff: really, like his foreign policy or mishandling of katrina?
jan: umm…well remember when he said, now watch this drive? i mean, c’mon now
cliff: hmmm, so that’s your reason?
jan: yeah, oh, and do you want fries with that?
cliff (thinking): big t-ts and a great -ss, to bad for the community college syndrome
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