Community Service
when a girl is so hideously ugly that hooking up with her could only be considered community service. see also eagle scout project.
“see that girl over there?”
“which, the whale over by the bar?”
“yeah, that’s some f-ckin community service right there”
usually involves occupying a melter at a party, usually unintentionally so that the rest of the partiers need not suffer.
“ben’s been talking to that melter jerry for about half an hour now”
“yeah, he’s doing community service”
doing “community service” is what one is at a club/bar and a ugly chick tries to dance with you. instead of rejecting her, you feel for her hideousness and dance with her just to be nice.
tim-yo ethan, why the h-ll did you dance with that fat chick.
ethan- ah man, i was doing some community service.
or
ethan- easy man, i was getting my hours in.
linking people to synonymous sites that may have been redesigned with l33t $p3ak in mind; preferrably on forums. also, encouraging fellow forum members to do dumb things.
generously linking to www.google.com/intl/xx-hacker should be appreciated by andrewwarne75.
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