commutism
the act of the hr department deciding that people who live outside of manhattan don’t need to come to work while those within manhattan do.
man – i can’t believe this commutism, the people in jersey get to stay home while i wait for a bus that won’t come and have to show up to the office.
the politics -ssociated with commuting to and/or from work.
deals primarily with train stations, trains, bus queues, and buses.
as a complaint from a commuter:
i hate when you get stuck behind someone blocking the only stair/escalator and your train leaves just before you get there. such is commutism.
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