Comparalyze


the act of measuring yourself against someone else in such a way that you become convinced you’ll never reach the level they’re at–causing you to give up trying altogether.
if you spend all your energy examining the ways in which you’re inferior to others, you’ll comparalyze yourself. the only person you should compare yourself against is you.

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