Compensation Cannon
an absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely phallic in shape.
example: colt .50 “grizzly” revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can’t be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.
or
a $300 canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that unlce eggbert can catch that action shot of baby rufus’ runny nose at the family reunion softball game.
guy 1: hey! check out this craftsman jackhammer! you know what this baby can do?
neighbor: relieve your insecurity?
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