compensator truck
large pickup trucks ,usually driven by rednecks, typically jacked up with kn-bby off-road tires despite being too large and heavy to go off-roading with. they may also have an extended cab with a diamond-plate toolbox in the bed, which is perfectly unscratched from not having been used ever. possibly a pair of cast-aluminum b-lls hang from the trailer hitch, which may be replaced with a ford/chevy/dodge logo. common wisdom holds that these trucks are used to make up for what their owners lack in stature, or other parts of the anatomy.
that guy needed a stepstool to climb into his compensator truck.
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