competize
when everything is going well but one person says/does something to change everything
“yo boys let’s get rowdy tonight!” “naah man, gotta do this -ssignment.” “bro why you always gotta competize?”
“yo we still getting sushi today as we agreed 3 years ago?” “naah sorry guys today is hot yoga day” “stop competizing like a little b-tch.”
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