compfigure
figuring out how to get a piece of computer software to do something you want. the implication is that the task to be accomplished is simple, but ends up taking much longer – perhaps the manual is missing or unclear, filled with drivel – or, worse, written using a wiki. usually this compfiguration must be performed at an inconvenient time, with other deadlines pressing. for instance, often searching for how to change something that you -know- amounts to altering a single software variable can turn into a major compfiguration nightware. once a simple change takes longer than 20 minutes, it is called a -compfiguration exercise-, and normally lasts between two and eight hours for the average badly written application such as apache, up to days for monstrosities like sendmail – or even weeks in the case of some windows changes, where not only does the final configuration matter – but in fact the -order- in which the configuration was issued.
“i’ve just spent the last 4 weeks compfiguring this d-mn exchange server and it still doesn’t work!”
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