Complainer’s Paradox
while something may be terribly annoying, listening to someone complaining about that thing is always worse.
alternatively: the only thing more annoying than (x) is someone who can’t stop complaining about (x).
andy: i hate this snow! i’d rather live in iraq than in this terrible weather!
bill: shut up.
andy: why? you hate snow as much as i do!
bill: yeah, but listening to you whine is worse. complainer’s paradox.
andy: oh, i’m sorry.
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