complainologue
a monologue of complaints – usually they are very long-winded, eclectic and poorly thought out. they are often followed up by the complainologuer doing nothing about the complaints.
“man, we could have gone anywhere. we could have gone to florida and floated around that inner tube river all f-cking day….could have gotten the keys to f-ckin’ disney world, but nooo, we had to come out to see this dried up piece of t-rd. who the h-ll would choose to live here? it’s hot as f-ck here. no. this is beyond hot. this place ate hot up and shat it out. this is h-ll, man. the only plants in h-ll are cacti. seriously what the f-ck are we doing here?”
“…are you done with your complainologue now?”
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i can’t stand my cow-orker, she doesn’t do any work. she just f-cking complainologues all day and never does anything about anything.
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