Complane
a state of being in which your irritability and unpleasantness causes others to accuse you of “taking a flight on the complane”. depending on how unbearable you are to your friends, they may -ssert that you are the pilot, the co-pilot, the stewardess, or simply a p-ssenger on the complane.
friend 1: i’m so tired of studying, i want my exams to just be over already.
friend 2: you are really riding the complane right now.
friend 1: why do we have to be at this party right now? i don’t know anyone and they don’t even have free drinks.
friend 2: wow, you’re like the stewardess of the complane.
friend 1: why does everything bad happen to me?!?!?!
friend 2: congratulations, you’ve just been awarded a pilot position on the complane.
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