Completely Clunged
to have tasted and f-cked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.
must not be confused with simply ‘clunged’ which is to only have had s-x once.
man 1: dude, are you still a virgin?
man 2: nah mate, i sh-gged vicky last night.
man 1: ahhh man, you’ve clunged! i’m cooler than you though, i’ve had three clunges already.
-60 years later-
man 1: (old man voice) alright horace, how you doing man?
man 2: (old man voice) f-ck you jim, i’ve sh-gged 76 women! i am completely clunged!
man 1: (old man voice) ah, i’ve had 77.
man 2: (old man voice) (angry) sh-t… (shouts) nurse! come in here a moment! i need some….-ssistance!
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