compliance violation
a sh-tty company law preventing the use of p-rnography, etc. on a laptop/desktop owned by your employer.
“hmm im feeling a little devilish, ill look at some p-rn on my work comp, im at home on my own wi-fi connection so the boss can’t catch me. (the next day at work) “compliance violation!!! your fired!” says the boss (to the man that earlier looked at p-rn). this is usually caused by the company putting some sh-tty office watcher such as trend micro offiscan client.
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