Complicado
a drink originally composed of coffee, but made so complicated it can hardly be referred to as a liquid anymore. usually ordered by low self-esteem in order to prove their own self-worth.
note. the customer ordering this is unlikely to tip.
customer: hi, could i get a tall-
barista: we called them small here-
customer: yeah, a tall, quintuple shot latte, no foam, with soy milk, fat-free chocolate, sugar-free vanilla, and heated to precisely 185.2 degrees. and can i get that in a venti cup-
barista: we call them large here-
customer: yeah, in a venti cup so i can empty your cream pitchers? and served on a gold platter?
barista: one complicado. coming right up.
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