compooter
a compooter is code name for a laptop poo
basically sitting using your laptop whilst squeezing a poo out.
alistair i’ll be two minutes, i’m just having a compooter.
when you re so angry that your computer is being stupid so you take a giant sh-t on its keyboard.
f-ck godd-mnit computer! f-ck im goin to take a giant compooter on you
a device whose sole purpose is to be destroyed by software.
the compooter you are using will self-destruct in 10 seconds.
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