Compton Cockblock
when your friend is having s-x, you and your buddies, and his buddies, all hide in the closet. or anywhere that is satisfying to you. then while he is in the middle of s-x you burst out from where you were and beat the living sh-t out of him for absolutely no reason other than to c-ck block him in the most un-necessary manor. the compton c-ck block is best followed up by tipping over his sofa, leaving, then on the following day when he asks “wtf man” you and all your friends completely deny any accusations he makes and deny that it even happened.
-victim- ok dude stop f-cking around, what the h-ll was that about last night!?!?!?
-buddy1- i seriously have no idea what you are talking about man.
-buddy2- dude, are you ok today?
-me- why the h-ll do i have to put “compton c-ckblock” in the example?
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