Compton Velcro
two females are needed for this act:
1.)one female must have a sn-tch that looks like a
chia pet
2.)the other female must have a sn-tch with a five
o’clock shadow
the 2 females grind their naked privates together resulting in the illusion of velcro. (compton velcro)
“while your are in the shower don’t trim that bush. me and my pr-ckly p-ssy want to perform the compton velcro”.
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