compuber
a stray pubic hair found on the keyboard of mac or pc.
eww, i just found a comp-b-r on my macbook.
dude! is that your comp-b-r? oh sorry, it’s just beard hair.
i was enjoying disney sing-a-long videos on the internet and then noticed a long, kinky comp-b-r on my keyboard. jason!!!
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