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• Cone job

  when someone asks for a taste of your ice cream cone and then takes a big bite out of the top instead of a moderate lick from the side. hey, jack-ss, don’t cone job my ice cream! a girl who is extremely attractive, but is so annoying that you look past her hotness because you […]

• contradict

  inconsistance, to oppose. the two contradicted each other. someone who is r-t-rded and agrees with insults towards onself. an often at times insults oneself in front of large crowds of people. nick- “quit d-gg-n on kobe” marco- “im d-gg-n on kobe” juliana- “i hope your p-n-s shrinks” marco- “if it gets any smaller it will […]

• Contridislap

  n. a combination of contradict and slap. it is when you are opposing someone and they slap you without thinking, usually from anger. metro guy:”yeah, i’ve been being in the bathroom a lot lately, so me and joe are fighting over who should get more bathroom time…he got mad and i got a contridislap.” other […]

• Convelling

  1. excited, hysterical, stoked. 2. showing great joy, satisfaction, or triumph; rejoicing; exultant. 3. expressing joy. 4. exultingly joyful. 5. used to express great excitement. 1. i just landed that editorial, i’m convelling! 2. did see the look on that girls face when jonny depp walked out, she was convelling.

• Corn Pimples

  when one removes his meat sword from his partners fart tank- and discovers he has little beads of sh-t on his shaft. he now has corn pimples! after getting my mud nut in this beotches -ss- i realized her grippers had left little corn pimples on my d-ck.

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