Computer Aided Fap (CAF)
computer aided fap (caf) is the use of computer systems to -ssist in the creation and optimization of a one’s fapping experience. caf is used to increase the visual, written or sound stimulation of the fapper. caf may be through viewing pictures or videos of a p-rnographic nature, hot, provocative selfies, viewing snapchat, younow or other social media. other caf may include dirty chats, reading s-xually stimulating stories, etc.
carl found himself bored and tired with his usual w-nk in the shower so he opened up a whole new world of jerking possibilities by incorporating computer aided fap (caf) into his daily masturbation habit.
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