computer camp
rehab for drugs/alcohol/pills
boss: “you’ve really turned it up a notch in the last six months. at this rate, you could be a managing director in 10 years. what happened?”
stu: “honestly, ever since i went to computer camp for 10 days last october, everything in my life has been so much better.”
boss: “computer camp, eh? i didn’t realize that we had that sort of training in our budget. i’ll have to let hr know that it’s money well spent.”
stu: “uh, yeah.”
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