computer sex
when you really wanna bang someone but ur only talking to them on the computer.
also when you wnt to give a guy a b-n-r, all you have to do is have computer s-x with him and you will get far…i promise
mary: hey s-xy
lyle: omfg if i was there right now i would bang you
mary: lets have computer s-x!
lyle: wow…u just gave me a b-n-r
mary: oh yes lyle, oh yes!!!
lyle: harder…get it in there!!!
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