Computerized Possession


when one becomes possessed by his/her laptop/desktop computer because of never taking his/her eyes off of the monitor.
teenage guy #1: dude! earlier, my brother was chasing after me with some kind of halberd thingy and my dad’s pistol! i was disturbed!

teenage guy #2: did he play an online game called rage 3?

teenage guy #1: …yeah, that’s it. the one with the stick figure? he was playing it for hours!

teenage guy #2: yep… that’s computerized possession.

teenage guy #1: what the h-ll is that?

teenage guy #2: you just found your answer.

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