concealed slingshot
a slingshot you can hide in your backpack as self defense against unsuspecting bullies. aim your imaginary crosshairs at the back of the bullies head, fire, and reload.
princ-p-l- what’s in the backpack dave?
dave- nothing. my mommy says i don’t have to tell you anything, so i have nothing to tell you homeboy.
princ-p-l- well, you don’t have to have a permit to carry a concealed slingshot, but if you have one tell me.
dave- i got nothing to say to you homeboy.
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