concertmaster
violinist who directs the violin section of an orchestra and plays solos in the absence of a soloist. known for having the best skills and loudest violin. must be arrogant with a large ego, otherwise will feel threatened by other members of violin section.
a female is known as a concertmistress
the concertmaster think’s he’s the sh-t. that’s why he’s the concertmaster.
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