Conched


to be severely f-cked up off of any type recreational drug.
“i’m so f-cking conched right now bro”
“branden and i are gonna go get h-lla conched after school, you down?”
when someone punches you in the crotch with a conch sh-ll.
(friend walks over and hits you in the crotch with a conch sh-ll)
you’ve just been conched!!

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