Concockssion
a concussion caused by a blow to the head or face by a p-n-s. there are three grades of conc-ckssion. grade i: confusion but no loss of consciousness. grade ii: post dramatic amnesia, long enough to preform something unwanted to your partner. grade iii: any lose of consciousness.
-“how’d you get that t.v.?”
-“i gave that cougar last night a grade iii conc-ckssion and stole it.”
slight brain injury inflicted during a heavy pounding to the v-g-n- by an eager suitor.
symptoms include:
disorientation
head ache
asymmetry of the pupils
nausea
bruising of the v-g-n- and pubis
not to be confused with conc-cksion
i smashed the granny out of her!! gave her a f–kin conc-ckssion!
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