concraption
a poorly designed device, often impractical and/or ineffective.
look at that concr-ption holding his m-ffler on. that bungee cord will melt in no time!
the short bursts of pain one experiences when they need to take a dump or ‘cr-p’. similar in length and style to contraptions that a women will experience during labour before birth.
wife: ‘arghh these contraptions are killing me’
husband: ‘i had indian food yesterday and the toilet’s blocked. my concr-ptions are way worse’
when you really need to take a dump so much that it feels like you’ve gone into labour.
man, i’ve got concr-ptions really bad. if i don’t go take a dump soon, i’m gonna give birth to a brown brick.
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