Condimania
noun. a combination of the words condiment and mania, it describes a condition in which a person displays excessive excitement or enthusiasm about condiments. they may have a tendency to stock condiments in unreasonable amounts, in case of another great depression or apocalypse. might also manifest an unusual amount of historical and trivial knowledge about condiments.
peter: dude, why did steve grab two handfuls of ketchup packets for just one hot dog?
mike: because he suffers from condimania.
the crazy old cat lady was able to put out the fire with the 30 squeezable bottles of mustard she kept in her pantry. condimania saved her life!
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