condimental
to over-estimate how many condiments such as salt, pepper, hot sauce or ketchup packets you needed to bring back with you to your table while dining at a fast food restaurant.
when grabbing way too many self-serve condiments, you become a mix of the words “condiment” and “mental”.
will: “do we really need this many salt packets?”
benjamin: “sorry dude, i went a little bit condimental.”
when a diner overestimates the amount of condiment he requires, thus causing a large excess to be left on the plate after the meal has been consumed in its entirety.
ben: have you copped a load of that peng waitress?
emile: yeah. i was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.
ben: good luck. she wouldn’t look twice at you given how condimental you’ve gone.
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