condishun


an excuse people usually make up to blame their failures on.
i can’t lose weight due to my condishuns… oh well, i’ll just eat this bag of oreos now…

Read Also:

  • confettied

    when someone tears your -ss up either verbally, or in writing. it’s not even a fair fight. “did you see that email thread? chris got his -ss confettied by sam today!”

  • Crevan

    a weird, creepy, stalker guy that messages you on facebook 3 times a day because he can’t take a hint. “oh my god, crevan won’t stop messaging me. i never even reply!” “do you see that guy over there? what a crevan.”

  • Crussmus

    redneck for christmas – how many u’s do there have to be in this word? often used with “murry’ preceding. don’t y’all worry none, i’ll be back in time for crussmus. y’all have a murry crussmus.

  • cuke

    a smaller version of a p-n-s i would appreciate it if next time i p-ss out drunk you could refrain from flopping your cuke on my forehead 5 more definitions a term for a cuc-mber espeshally when used as a d-ld- how dose a girl fit a whole cuke up there? a c-m nuke, also […]

  • cuntla

    an ignorant b-tch who doesn’t know anything so they make it up just like this word that c-ntla never shuts her yap!


Disclaimer: condishun definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.