condition-based enlightenment
defining the conditions that could impact the possibility for one to be in the state of “enlightenment” .
enlightenment due to favorable conditions. such as sitting under a tree vs standing in line at the dmv.
all these modern “guru’s” have condition-based enlightenment. have them come shovel some sh-t while late on their mortgage, and their babies are sick.
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