conditional friend
your friend only for as long as they get pleasure or gain something from the friendship; only as long as it does not cost too much.
when a friend is down, i help him out. but when his life falls into place and mine isn’t going so well, where is he to be found? that’s a conditional friend.
also good time charlie
yeah, mike’s my conditional friend. as long as i have an extra girl to throw at him, he’ll hang around.
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