condo

an glorified apartment that is purchased, not rented.
may i see the deed to your condo, mr. rich?
kingdom of men in middle-earth that curiously has an elf as heir to its throne. home of boromir and the horn of condo.
legolas: i’m heir to the throne of condo.
boromir: condo have no king. condo need no king.
traditionally, an apartment-style home that you own. however, condos can resemble apartments, lofts, townhomes, or single-family homes. california has a lot of gated single-family detached homes that are marketed as condos because landscaping, common areas, the community pool and spa, and tennis courts are taken care of as part of an astronomically high -ssociation fee. they can be converted and upgraded from their apartment days or built with their intended purpose from the start. they make good vacation properties and can provide rental income when not in use. condos are the international language of homeownership because you can get one anywhere in the world. condos can be on golf courses, beaches, greenbelts, etc. a penthouse is the king of condos.
“i don’t have time to take care of a yard because i’m a medical doctor who works 80 hours a week, that’s why i own a $2 million dollar condo in hollywood whose -ssociation dues cover a club room, rooftop deck, movie theater, sauna, tennis courts, workout room, weight room, and pool and spa. i could own a 6000 sq. ft. home in the suburbs for the same money, but i want an urban lifestyle with all the amenities and shopping and i don’t want a half-hour commute.
adj. affecting an air of sn-bbish urbanite nature.

when on her way to the bar, theresa wanted to stop by her place to pick up her puppy first. theresa is so condo!
those things that californians buy in idaho that used to be public land alongside a nice lake where lots of people hung out year round, but now they are only used by a bunch of stupid douchebags two or three weeks a year and have fences to block out the locals.
they built a condo right next to my favorite fishing spot and fenced it off.
as i’ve seen it in my general opinion condos are basically everything good about the world all put into that one location. everything you could possibly want just put inside a excellent little hotel they call a condo. now these “condos” are what you’ll find to be so called “paradises” especially if they’re in the west coast of the united states.

here is an example of what you’ll find in a condo…
– pools

– suits

– computers

– tvs

– everything!!!

so the next time you think that bill gates is the “happiest man on earth” think again. you know he is just b-st-rdizing this whole world. just know that there are people who are happier then him. so stop acting like a d-mn sheep.

condos are what should lead you to success.
condom
“shall we visit my condo in my car?”

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