condolences window
the time period within which it is still reasonable to expect condolences for the death of a relative.
dave: my uncle pete died 5 years ago today.
andy: yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
dave: what the f-ck, i just told you that my uncle pete died.
andy: yeah, and?
dave: well, aren’t you going to say “i’m sorry”?
andy: f-ck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!
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