condom

something we need in order to not become pregnant
boy-baby how are you pregnant oh wait it’s because we didn’t use a condoms

girl- because we didn’t use a condom
a very smart invention to decrease the population and sti’s
1)no glove no love
2)don’t be silly wrap you w-lly
3)don’t be a fool wrap your tool
4)don’t be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you p-n-s
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your w-nker
8)if theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your w-nger
10) there only a buck get one before you f-ck
11) dont be stupid wear a f-ckin condom
a 75 cent insurence policy for teens who wanna bone
“that baby ain’t mine, i used a condom”
as before: “rubber, or sheepskin cover for the p-n-s during s-xual intercourse so that no seminal fluid may enter the v-g-n-”

they also serve well as water-bombs.
the object not used in order to get stds, pregnant, and destroy marriages.
one day johnny and jane decided to have intercourse. jane asked johnny if he had a condom and he said of course he didn’t, condoms were for f-ggots and p-ss-es, and he was neither. well they had s-x, and poor johnny had premature -j-c-l-t–n before he could pull out. 1 month later, jane tells johnny that she had herpes and that he is most likely now positive for it. she is also pregnant. 8 months later, a kid comes around (luckily no herpes because of today’s medicines)and jane decides that she cannot take care of the child. she gives the child to johnny, in which johnny’s wife mary, finally finds out about the wrongful deed and divorces johnny. if only he had worn a condom
a latex or sheepskin sheath to put over the p-n-s before intercourse. hated by some men because it lowers their sensations somewhat and means that some of the responsibility of contraception falls on them (god f-cking forbid…) perhaps they would prefer parenthood?
no glove, no love… unless one is interested in paying child support for the next 18 years…
an object used during s-xual intercourse which is forbidden by the catholic church
interlude: this poem was created for a poetry cl-ss at san diego state university by a very curious and enthusiastic sophmore named brittany.

poem: “safety first”

from j-pan to the usa
they claim their place
in every bathroom or bed stand.
lying within worn, cardboard boxes
taunting all that stare
embar-ssed by their intentions.

the perk function they perform;
to bring intense,
erotic, ribbed pleasure
to those otherwise not meant to experience
such sesual, twisted touch.

with the strength and endurance
of the trojans invading rome
they protect patrons each day.

by limiting the populations of teenage mothers,
they serve a necessary purpose for society
often going without appreciation
tossed aside after each use.

representing all colors of the rainbow
all flavors of fruit
chocolate, root beer,
scented lilac, tropical breeze,
nonoxynol-9 enhanced.
they make safety a carnival
of lightly lubricated latex!

they’ve come to fill
a major role in many relationships
knowing no discrimination,
they aid anyone willing to spend
a few crucial dollars.

evolving from their original form of sheep skin,
they are the latest
in s-xual exploration
enjoyed by both old and young,
single and married.

small, large
pinch the tip,
roll them on.
worldwide
they are the perfect fit.

hope you enjoyed this demostration of literary creativity!!
okay…so after such a long poem…do you really need an example too to get the point….strap on the safety belt before you take the ride!

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