Condom Banana
1. a banana with a condom on it.
used for f-cking a girl with a banana,the condom being on the banana so the girl will not have an -rg-sm all over the healthy fruit.
2.commonly used for f-cking a girl if you don’t want to get your d-ck or your fingers dirty. newbies use this technique all the time.
person 1: hey man,mind if i have some condoms? i’m going to f-ck my girlfriend tonight.
person 2: yeah sure,you’re lucky because i almost ran out,the last one is on that banana,just take it.
person 1:…what in the f-ck….
person 2: don’t ask. just don’t. condom banana is just right for you.
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