Condom Commercial Kid
a bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. often -ssociated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. both parents and non-parents report seeing condom commercial kids.
“i didn’t get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (condom commercial kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. on an unrelated matter, no glove–no love, so let’s stop by the drugstore on the way home home…”
a bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. often -ssociated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. both parents and non-parents report seeing condom commercial kids.
“i didn’t get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (condom commercial kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. on an unrelated matter, no glove–no love, so let’s stop by the drugstore on the way home home…”
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